futamura_neo: The head and bare shoulders of a young Japanese woman wearing a red bowtie. She looks faintly startled. (boggle)
ネオ (Néo) ([personal profile] futamura_neo) wrote2011-09-26 06:41 pm
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House rule #1

No mun whose pups say things like "If it was physically possible to fuck his car I would" gets to complain, or let them complain, about me and Pippi being nude.
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[identity profile] fleshydisguise.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize that the opinions of Alice the evil space robot from a race of giant space robots whose members are occasionally themselves cars are not mine, yes?

...for that matter, who are you? Who's Pippi? When was there nudity?
futamura_neo: A young Japanese woman in a white long-sleeved T-shirt and grid-lined shorts. (OOC)

Pup insists on talking about hirself in first-person.

[personal profile] futamura_neo 2011-09-26 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to answer the "for that matter" stuff first. My name's Neo, spelled ネオ, and Pippi and I are the main characters in a pornographic movie from your world's Japan. Because heibon-kun plays us faithful to our "canon", there was nudity in every comment I made that didn't use this icon, and possibly in some that did.

My world is basically nudist, as you can see, so much so that (as I told Raven-san) I didn't know there was a word for "nudism" until I came to the Nexus. But, like nudists in your world and heibon-kun's, that doesn't mean everyone's having public sex. But Pippi's and my being naked (pseudo) hermaphrodites offends a lot of the people, or at least a lot of the pups, he tags with us. He's accepted it; I'm more sort of dealing with it.

Then I shall respond in kind!

[identity profile] fleshydisguise.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You're from a porno and you're trying to claim the moral high ground on me? Herr Schmidt's car is a thing of beauty. A masterwork, the pinnacle of human engineering and style.

You're covered in hair and flesh. Keep your pants on and spare my optical sensors.
futamura_neo: A young Japanese woman in a white long-sleeved T-shirt and grid-lined shorts. (clothing)

I'm not sure, but I think it may be on. (1/2)

[personal profile] futamura_neo 2011-09-27 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Look, robot-san, being from a porno wasn't my idea, okay? I didn't ask to have cameras in another universe record me and my best friend becoming lovers, or me being woken up by my parents having sex in the next room. Or, for that matter, my gym teacher violating me in every sense that didn't require him to succeed at sticking his penis in my birth canal!
futamura_neo: (babymama)

Settle down. (2/2)

[personal profile] futamura_neo 2011-09-27 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Pippi, wearing an apron over her baby-bump, intervenes.] I'm terribly sorry, robot-san. My husband's still getting used to being male, and sometimes he gets a little... well, prickly. [Neo fumes slightly.] Let's just say we have different standards of beauty and leave it at that, ne?

[identity profile] fleshydisguise.livejournal.com 2011-09-27 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
And I didn't ask to have some sexed-up Michael Bay wank fantasy run me over with a car. We've all got shitty lives, suck it up!

[She turns as some new bit of idiocy walks in, and points to Neo.]

You can have your different standards of beauty far away from me. If I have to look at it, it's become my problem.
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