House rule #1

[futamura_neo]

No mun whose pups say things like "If it was physically possible to fuck his car I would" gets to complain, or let them complain, about me and Pippi being nude.

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Settle down. (2/2)

[futamura_neo]

[Pippi, wearing an apron over her baby-bump, intervenes.] I'm terribly sorry, robot-san. My husband's still getting used to being male, and sometimes he gets a little... well, prickly. [Neo fumes slightly.] Let's just say we have different standards of beauty and leave it at that, ne?

[fleshydisguise.livejournal.com]

And I didn't ask to have some sexed-up Michael Bay wank fantasy run me over with a car. We've all got shitty lives, suck it up!

[She turns as some new bit of idiocy walks in, and points to Neo.]

You can have your different standards of beauty far away from me. If I have to look at it, it's become my problem.